Trending Gym Quote Greeting Cards

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Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Sometimes the exercise ball is simply a pillow for your mid-day nap, and that's okay! Rest up and get back to the grind tomorrow, relaxing is an important part of the work out journey.

There's no doubt about it - your workouts are MAGICAL. You're so pumped to work out that people often mistake you for a mythical creature - of course, what do they know? Maybe, just perhaps, you are.

This funny chicken nugget shirt is perfect for fast food lovers and chicken nugget lovers who like rainbows and know that the truth is "chicken nuggets are so important." This junk food shirt is great for fans of food jokes, food shirts, food quotes and chicken nugget shirts.

Are you a Road Hog, or a Gym Hog? Of course, you could always be both, Explodey and buff! Hook those beefy muscles, along with your enemies. Make sure to check out the Gym Rat that goes alongside this design!

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, am I right? Read the room with this, "It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times" Charles Dickens parody. Perfect for literature humor, millennials, and the ups and downs of life!

Show off your support for the working class with this, "Billionaires Should Not Exist" repeated in a circle with an upside-down, retro yellow smiley face design! Perfect for activists fighting for economic justice and equity in society.

If you're the type of person who would rather sit in the comfort of your warm and cozy home than dare go out in the blistering winter weather, then this cozy shirt is perfect for you! Our funny design reads, "Space Heater Squad" and makes a great gift for anyone who won't and can't be separated from the warmth of their space heater. Stay cozy this winter with our anti cold tee!

In the words of the great Martin Luther King Jr. "The time is always right to do what is right". In times of discourse it's great to remember these powerful words and resist against hate and what is wrong. Celebrate Black History month with this powerful and inspirational, Martin Luther King Jr. quote shirt.

Look at the way he is sitting, yes, very distinguished, mhm. Show off your love of cats and catchphrases with this funny, cute, "Look At This Distinguished Gentleman" tuxedo cat design!

Santa has been hitting the gym this year! Get swole like Saint Nick in this holiday inspired design.

Show ho ho! Celebrate the Christmas season slowly with this funny santa sloth design featuring a sloth wearing a santa hat, hanging from a tree with some holly berries.

When nothing gold can stay, remember to stay golden. Show off your love for the sunshine and flowers with this, "Stay Golden" floral, marigolds design!

Celebrate the yeet-tide this Christmas with this funny, "Season's Yeetings" trendy, parody design! Perfect for holiday parties, winter, and YEETing your way on Santa's sleigh.

No thoughts, just frog. Show off your love of living your simple, little frog life with this, "No Thoughts, Just Frog" funny, frog meme design! Perfect for just vibing.

You are always growing and progressing! Show off your growth with this, "Watch Me Grow" plant design. Perfect for loving plants, personal growth, and motivational quotes.

Be kind to yourself and let yourself grow. Show off your self love and learning with this, "Let Yourself Grow" motivational, abstract plant life design. Perfect for loving plants, personal growth, and self compassion.

Celebrate your love of cycling with this, retro-inspired, "My Ride Or Die" bicycle design! Perfect for cyclists, riding your bike, loving the open road, and rolling around!

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

It's feeding time! Show off your persistent hunger and love of food and cats with this funny, "Moody For Foody" cat design with an illustration of a hungry cat! Perfect for a cat lover, being moody, feeling sassy and hungry!

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle memes, turtle puns, and feelin sassy!

Level of stress: screaming raccoon. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" raccoon design. Perfect for raccoon memes, raccoon jokes, and needing some space!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Community and compassion will bring real change. Share your passion for people over politics with this, "We Are The Ones We Need" colorful, retro flowers design with hand written text.

Together we make the ultimate team of sassy trash! Show off your squad with this funny, "Team Trash" opossum, raccoon, and rat design! Perfect for garbage jokes, animal memes, raccoon jokes, opossum humor, and rat love!

I really don't! Show that you're wanting the world to be a more compassionate and understanding place with this, "I Don't Know How To Explain That You Should Care About Other People" lettering design, inspired by the article headline in Huffpost.

Celebrate the "World's Best Science Teacher" with this Magic School Bus, Ms. Frizzle design featuring an illustration of Ms. Frizzle and her magic! Perfect for teacher gifts, teacher appreciation, science lovers, science teachers, fans of the Magic School Bus, 90s kids, and gifts for scientists!

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Mom, it was never a phase, it's a lifestyle!!! Show the world (and your mom) that your emo phase never ended with this funny emo, angsty text design! Perfect for emo kids, and living your best pop-punk, emo lifestyle.

Mom, it was never a phase, it's a lifestyle!!! Show the world (and your mom) that your emo phase never ended with this funny emo, angsty text design! Perfect for emo kids, and living your best pop-punk, emo lifestyle.